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I can't figure out if this is the Paris Hilton Pumpkin or the Lindsay Lohan Pumpkin, apres too much Grey Goose and too little self-respect. Or maybe it's me, after too much Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan.




Quirky. Humerous. A little Captain Nemo. A little Little Mermaid, Dental Hygenist.

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This is what happens when Monsanto's GMO seed is carried by the wind into Martha Stewart's vegetable garden.

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Cute and clever, and PETA-approved. As it should be with any burger, what constitutes the meat here is a mystery.

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No need to be unduly alarmed. The big, green pumpkin is a vegetarian, after all.





More cannipumpkinabalism.

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